Steal This Shirt Technical Running Tee
Some running shirts whisper “believe in yourself.”
This one looks you dead in the eye and says: Steal This Shirt.
Inspired by the raw, scrawled energy of early-2000s alt-metal artwork, this technical running tee takes the joke far too seriously - which is usually the best way to take a joke. Clean white shirt. Black hand-drawn lettering.
Built for actual running, not just standing outside a venue pretending you were there in 2002. Lightweight, breathable and moisture-wicking, it is made for training runs, race days, gym sessions, sweaty gigs, and being judged silently by people in very sensible activewear.
Please do not steal it. We are a small business and emotionally fragile.
Product features
- Lightweight technical running tee
- Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric
- Soft feel with a comfortable athletic fit
- Black front chest print on white tee
- System of a Down-inspired parody design
- Suitable for running, gym, races, casual wear and loud playlist behaviour
- Designed by VOID Running in the UK
Production & shipping
Each shirt is made to order.
Production time: usually 3–7 business days
UK shipping: Royal Mail Tracked 48
EU shipping: Royal Mail Standard International
You’ll receive tracking once your order has been dispatched.
















