No Running Running Shirt | Alternative Running Tee
No Running
A running shirt that says No Running. Completely self-cancelling. Massively pointless.
Unfortunately, quite brilliant.
It’s for people who run but don’t want to make running their entire personality. Big red warning sign, lightweight technical fabric and enough anti-motivation to somehow become motivational again. That’s just how advanced it is.
Printed on a lightweight, moisture-wicking performance shirt with an athletic fit, it is built for training runs, race days and ignoring perfectly reasonable instructions.
Details
Lightweight technical running fabric
Moisture-wicking and quick-drying
Athletic fit
Bold red and black front print
Made to order and printed locally
Free UK tracked delivery
International delivery available
Made for running. Designed for people who aren’t normal.
Production & shipping
Every top is made to order and printed locally, so please allow 3–7 working days before dispatch. UK orders include free Royal Mail Tracked 48 delivery. International delivery times vary, and local customs or import charges will likely apply.
