TAKE OFF YOUR SHORTS AND GILET

The Take Off Your Shorts And Gilet tee is for runners who grew up on pop-punk, bad decisions, and songs that somehow made being mildly unwell sound like a lifestyle.
 
This one takes that early-2000s chaos and drags it straight into running culture: too old for the pit, too tired for the afterparty, but somehow still signing up for another race with absolutely no plan. Perfect for the runner who says they’re “just doing easy miles” and then accidentally turns it into a full-blown anthem of poor choices.
 
It is got first-date nerves, small things energy, and the deep emotional weight of checking your watch mid-run and realising the session has only just started.
 
Printed on a lightweight technical running shirt, it is breathable, moisture-wicking and built for actual miles - from parkrun to race day, long runs, gym sessions, and those bleak winter outings where the gilet comes off after five minutes and immediately becomes a regret.
 
A tee for anyone still running, still sweating, and still asking: where are you? And why am I so far from home?
 
Product details
Lightweight technical running tee
Moisture-wicking performance fabric
Bold front print
Comfortable athletic fit
Suitable for running, training, gym, races and everyday wear
Available in men’s and women’s fit options
Made to order to reduce waste
 
Production & Shipping
Production time: typically 3–7 business days before dispatch.
UK shipping: sent using Royal Mail Tracked 48 once produced.
EU shipping: available, with delivery times varying by destination.
You’ll receive tracking details once your order has been dispatched.